Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 03, 2024

My mind is always wandering. Sometimes it brings back souveniers.

I’ll be doing something and my mind starts wandering. I have to stop and think what it is I’m supposed to do next.

Like you know that you know something, but you don’t know where in your brain you put it.

Same thing happens when a hard drive in my pc is in need of replacement. But unlike the pc, there’s no backup running in the background.

Try looking in the lost and found.

Get in line, Bub. You got lotsa company.

My brain’s been doing a lot of that lately.

My left brain and right brain are two different organs.

My left brain is like the garage of the neighbor you love to hate. Not a single unneeded item cluttering it up and walls with peg boards with tool outlines and everything in its place in museum-like perfection.

My right brain is like the bedroom of a teenager.

Give my left brain a jigsaw puzzle and the first thing it does is sort the parts. Give my right brain a jigsaw puzzle and the first thing it does is throw away the box.

I can’t use both parts of my brain simultaneously, but fortunately, they are on speaking terms.

So do I.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Memory banks have limited hours on Saturday.

It will do that from time to time.

Like, did you forget the crossword puzzle is on the other side of the paper??