Neither will a large pan of lasagna or dozen yeast donuts with white frosting and shaved coconut. Told to The Count and Garfield by a friend… a very good friend, indeed.
IMAGINES ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS CARTOON WHERE THE DIALOUGE ISGarfield: “Here’ an interesting factoid, Arlene” Arlene: “using the world factoid gave me the eternal ick you discussing fat Redditor, get away from me, get the heck away from me” Garfield: “ROFL, JK forever alone, kek.”
I’d give it to him. One cupcake smashed in his face. Of course, that probably wouldn’t bother him and he’d just lick it off, but she’d have the satisfaction of a deed well done.
codycab 7 months ago
Go to Garfield for all your weight problems!
Clarence 7 months ago
That means Garfield will gain weight
seanfear 7 months ago
we like cats who are not afraid to be single again
Blu Bunny 7 months ago
Garfield , always looking out for Arlene.
Blu Bunny 7 months ago
If they shared a ice cream soda with 2 straws, Arlene would never get a chance to taste it.
Macushlalondra 7 months ago
Arlene, you need a new boyfriend.
incognito 7 months ago
You are giving her an option? Who are you, and what have you done with Garfield?
Troglodyte 7 months ago
Garf’s kindness, compassion… and love for cupcake, knows no limits! :D
steveh64 7 months ago
Garfield views this as a win-win situation.
BenGMan 7 months ago
He actually has a point Arlene, you don’t want to be fat like him.
[Unnamed Reader - dd3817] 7 months ago
Did ya hear…Odie went to the moon!
2AndFour 7 months ago
Garfield is willing to sacrifice his health for Arlene. Such a caring cat.
jagedlo 7 months ago
Sorry, Arlene…that’s what happens when you leave food out anywhere in Garfield’s general direction!
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
Neither will a large pan of lasagna or dozen yeast donuts with white frosting and shaved coconut. Told to The Count and Garfield by a friend… a very good friend, indeed.
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
Food cannot make you fat unless you allow it into your body.
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
Garfield: helping beautiful girls stay beautiful, everywhere.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 7 months ago
Well, Garfield’s not wrong.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
Garfield altruism knows no bounds. Let’s make him Cat of the Year. Three cheers for Garfield! Garfield: “Does that come with donuts?”
Just-me 7 months ago
Heroic of Garfield to volunteer to perform such a selfless act on Arlene’s behalf.
hayden.privitt42 7 months ago
nice
CaveCat87 7 months ago
Garfield is the master of finding loopholes in every single situation.
w16521 7 months ago
Just what does Arlene see in Garfield?
ladykat 7 months ago
Garfield, maybe Arlene would like to eat her cupcake.
22Wu33/es Premium Member 7 months ago
She’s gonna give it to you, all right.
nostall 7 months ago
I like his thinking!
Garfield Fan 1949 7 months ago
IMAGINES ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS CARTOON WHERE THE DIALOUGE ISGarfield: “Here’ an interesting factoid, Arlene” Arlene: “using the world factoid gave me the eternal ick you discussing fat Redditor, get away from me, get the heck away from me” Garfield: “ROFL, JK forever alone, kek.”
KEA 7 months ago
he’s not wrong
cuzinron47 7 months ago
How thoughtful of you to watch her weight.
JLChi 7 months ago
I’d give it to him. One cupcake smashed in his face. Of course, that probably wouldn’t bother him and he’d just lick it off, but she’d have the satisfaction of a deed well done.
InuYugiHakusho 7 months ago
Can’t argue with that logic.
M.K.Staffeld 7 months ago
There was a catch to that statement!
anncorr339 7 months ago
Garfield you are some boyfriend ready to her cupcake
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 7 months ago
So romantic!
eddi-TBH 7 months ago
What a generous guy he is.
geese28 7 months ago
Women…give your husband your food to lose weight. Win win situation