Pickles by Brian Crane for February 03, 2024

I would seek! also. When she comes too I bet she has a thing or two to say to him.

ROFLMAO!

I wondered how he’d grown those big sideburns in 1 day!

Such a fun guy!

Ah! That answers my post of a few days ago!

Well, that’s one use for dryer lint.

Stick them on Opal before she wakes up.

Just for a moment Earl seemed to be Hulking out.

Good one Earl!

Revenge

Wow! Instead of getting a ‘rug’ he got a pair of doormats.

not mine

Going the extra mile for a laugh, Earl?

Made me snort!

No more Mungo Earl, bring on the “Summer Time”

My whole head is like that

Opal passed out! Someone get the smelling salts! Too funny Earl.

Everyone has fake sideburns around the house..,

Great Gag!!!

Opal, surprise!

So worth having to eat cold beans for a month now that Opal is mad at you, eh Earl?

She didn’t notice they don’t just grow in overnight?! Guess she doesn’t look at him that much.

Bwahahaha!

Opal ALWAYS has a thing or two to say, none complimentary.

Get a glass of water for Opal and bring her around. That was a mean trick, Earl.

GOTCHA.!!!!!!!!!

OMG! That was hysterical!

Now, what about Opal’s moustache? Is it fake?

LOVE that Earl got the best of Opal for a change. After all, she occasionally draws on his bald head while he’s asleep.

He gave her the Porkchop Express :

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

I see that Earl has watched the episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine called “Defiant”. Thomas Riker wore fake sideburns to pass as Will Riker.

Well at least Opal only fainted. Could have been a heart attack.

The equivalent to waxing.

Aha-gotcha!!

Sideburn-induced syncope.

LOL!!! Gotcha Opal!!!

Laughed my sideburns off!

lol !

Late-life crisis for sure.

Better hide the rolling pin, Earl.

Fake sideburns from Ronco. What will they think of next? (And please don’t tell me.)

I love Earl.

Aaaacckk! Earl likes to get a rise from Opal….LOL!

Someone asked 2 days ago: “Grew them in a day?” Now we have the answer.

I wonder if those two hairs on the top of his head are fake, too.

Huh. Called it back on Monday or Tuesday: “Lee’s Press-on Burns.”

Well, this explains how Earl grew sideburns overnight, which was a hot question a few days ago.