Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 29, 2024

No, you’re supposed to kill them.

Easy mistake. Love the mouse expressions.

Those are some pretty cooperative mice.

The cat’s name is Dagwood.

Lego mice.

You is supposed to eats them kittys. Not hungry eh.

Maybe kitty no get Engleesh. Better tell him in kitty language. Meows meows.

How do you think I got them?

ok, that one made me chuckle.

Garfield relative

If you are going to stack your mice, it helps if you can talk to them.

“If you can Talk to the Animals …

“Stacking’s more fun. Plus they’re having fun. I love them. Lemme alone!”

To quote b. kliban:“Loves to eat them mousies. Mousies what I love to eat.Bite they little heads off. Nibble at they little feet.”

He stalked, he caught, he stacked.

Although Google’s ability to meow-to-text is better than its ability to voice-to-text, you really should read your texts before sending…

You’re supposed to click on icons with them!

That’s funny.

Meeces totem pole…aaaaacckk!

Hey, cats like to play with their food.

Yeah but, they have a restraining order.

I have pet rats. Stacking them would not be an easy feat, even if they had already been stunned, as these clearly have.

I lived in a cabin on a hill in the woods for a while, and we had 1 cat. He left the noses of the moles he’d eaten on the porch, just outside the front door.

Mouse Jenga!

They say all orange cats share one brain cell.

He stalked them, caught them, and is now stacking them. What’s the problem?

Kinda like Jenga…only different!