Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 02, 2024

The punk’s a tawny fool.

Wear real dark glasses out, Phil.

Protection factor for redheads.

One time I wore a 61 sun proof formula.

Eh just fur-get it man. You no needs that.

It’s my friends’ birthday today and I keep asking her to poke jer head out of her front door and tell me what she sees.

It’s raining here. I guess he won’t see his shadow today.

If he’s nearsighted he may not even recognize his shadow.

Guttertone

On the Mark this morning

It’s been overcast for the last two weeks. Today’s forecast sunny and +2°C. I guess we’re in for 6 more weeks of winter. :o(

Only the shadow knows!

I see that groundhog is prepped.

No sun here in Northeast Canada … hello Spring❣️❣️❣️

The first person he’ll see is the PA. announcer.

Good one! No one ever considers the dangers of shadow burn.

Come out, come out, where ever you are, you little brat…lol

No fair dopin’ up, we want your honest appraisal.

Groundhog on our side . . .

There are generic joke setups—“guy crawling across desert,” “2 guys on an island,” and the new one, “variation on Sysiphus”—and it always great when someone can bring a totally new take on it! Good job, Mr Parisi!