Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 10, 2024

You mean those fowl jokes?

Get out the long, hooked pole!!

Many buzzards cross the road because that’s where the roadkill is.

Self preservation.

Broomie should write for that Myers guy.

If Broomie had a dad, she would be writing those jokes for him…

Say “good night,” Broomie…“Good night, Broomie!”

When someone asks me how I’m doing, I like to reply with, “I’m feeling Ducky!”…meaning a little fowl….wacka wacka!!

Run Gaylord RUN!

I kind of like the punch line.

Poultry in motion:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To bock traffic…

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know, why?

To get to the loser’s house. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

The chicken!

An age old question, cows know the grass is greener on the other side of the fence so maybe chickens know the bugs are better on the other side of the road. Until we speak chicken it remains an open question.

Excluding Gaylord, vultures get a bad rap for being carrion eaters. Most birds of prey prefer a fresh kill waiting for the taking over attacking another animal and taking the chance of being maimed in the process. Eagles and Hawks prefer an easy meal. The vulture, hough, has the ability to devour rotting flesh with no ill effects so there’s no “Best eaten before” date on the carcass to worry about!

As they say, don’t quit your day job.

One of the best books I have read in the past year…“Why did the chicken cross the world”. The history of chickens. Okay, full disclosure, I have 30ish pet chickens.

But for the buzzard is not a joke. It’s a way for survive.