Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 10, 2024

Let me give you a police escort.

You breeng doughnuts too?

Hey, wait a minute! You’re not from the donut shop!

“Why didn’t you say so?”

But apparently he just did.

Or did the officer expect him to “say” so while his car was still speeding?

No excuse but hand me a piece to hold me over….

“Within 30 minutes or it’s free.” Count on a traffic stop.

And now it’s gonna be cold.. and I’m gonna tell why and who’s responsible. Have a nice day.. a—hole.

Cheese it, the feds!

Maybe it’s regional, but “Station House” seems odd to me. Do the cops bunk there, like firefighters at a Fire House? I’m more used to the term “Police Station.”

Only if this doesn’t count against the 30 minute delivery.

What timing, I just saw and article where police officer in New Jersey arrested a pizza delivery driver, but finished delivering the pizza. Now that’s pizza etiquette.

Isn’t the station house usually a block from pizza place?

…thought that’d be more like Dunkin Donuts