The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 29, 2024

looks like he already knocked some candy out…

Cue up ‘I Want Candy’.

He’s completely batty.

He was later charged with battery.

She can’t dress like that and think she can just sway with it.

And he’s got a big woodie!

Only one little hole? He may think he’s hot stuff, but he’s only the bat-master’s son.

He knows beauty is only skin deep, he knows how sweet you are on the inside.

Quick calls the ambulance! It an emergency.

Now don’t go to pieces over him!

Another Batman sequel?!

If she hears “Give me some sugar” one more time, she’ll throw him a knuckleball.

It’ll be a messy breakup.

‘cause yo’ so sweet!

I know that my comment would get the “proper bots” coming at me! It has to do with balls!

“Tonight on AFV…….”

Apparently he hasn’t struck out yet.

You’re a mite holey, Pinata.

Funny

We’ll try not to spill your guts to a complete and utter stranger….

" ♫ You always hurt the ones you love! ♫"

Tease him! Tell him to put on a blindfold…

Have him buy you a pinata colada.

Oh, Candy. I’m sorry you attract all the batty guys.

Looks to me like everyone who wants it can get a piece… of CANDY! Come on… what’s wrong with you people?

She’s drinking like she has a hollow leg. Wait a sec..

How did they play Pinata before baseball was invented?

Just another jerk from Louisville.

Oh no! Pinata abuse!

He’ll get four balls if he doesn’t take the mask off.

Bud wiser to sit on other side.

It’s what’s inside that counts

His delivery is wooden and he’s spalding as well, a real catch…

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

she’d have to be cracked to put up with that…

She’s a real knockout!

Well if you wasn’t such a candy …