The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 02, 2024

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    BigBoy  10 months ago

    Wait ‘till you see the kids orthodontic bill

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    Farside99  10 months ago

    Only floss the ones you want to keep!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago

    James Cameron will be directing the next Alien sequel, it will be called, ‘Avatartar’.

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    davidob  10 months ago

    Orthodontists should be kept on retainer.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Just take a big swallow of Effredent!

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    If the aliens use their victims to implant embryos, what do they eat that makes them so large?

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Ew! Gross!

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    PraiseofFolly  10 months ago

    When the Aliens took over the Happy Tooth Dental Clinic, their progeny naturally took on the fastidious oral hygiene habits of their hosts. That included using mouthwash with cutting fluid rust inhibitor.

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    west genny  10 months ago

    A nod to H.R.Giger, what a monster!

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    He flosses to avoid a monstrous dental bill.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago

    It’s a big problem when bits of people keep getting stuck in your teeth.

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    wongo  10 months ago

    The concept is alien to me.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  10 months ago

    This is why you shouldn’t go around looking in your neighbors’ windows…

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member 10 months ago

    Badly deformed person practicing healthy dental hygiene.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    The dental floss is Ripley’s, believe it or not.

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    Thqt’s an overbite that can’t be corrected.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    He’s in touch with his inner self

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    rjarchuleta  10 months ago

    Awesome!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago

    Soon he’ll be going out for a bite.

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    Open wide and say aaaarrrrgghh.

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    This just takes the heart out of the movie for me. Imagine delivering one of them without an epidural.

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    T...  10 months ago

    If they had a mirror in the movie, this thing would scare the s h i t out of himself…( “Alien” – One of the scariest movie i’ve ever seen)…

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    Oh…I’d hate to their dentist!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 10 months ago

    “Dang it! I should have known I’d end up with pieces of Burke stuck in my teeth!”

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    until the dentist explained it, flossing was an alien concept…

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