Herman by Jim Unger for February 25, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Here comes family and friends!

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    Mediatech  9 months ago

    I wouldn’t want to be rich, you have to get that big house, the big car, the big boat, the big jet, the polo ponies; work, work, work.

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    Ubintold  9 months ago

    Got rid of the brother, now how about her mother?

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    PraiseofFolly  9 months ago

    Money can’t buy happiness, but it can can lease or rent some.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  9 months ago

    Okay, you want to be happy? Resolve all this? 1. Kill wife (cleverly, you have to get away with it), 2. Get a triple espresso and a doughnut.

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    sandpiper  9 months ago

    Doesn’t change brother’s profile, just his bank account.. Now he can do even more of his usual.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 9 months ago

    Managing $60M is a job, but maybe he can hire someone to do it now.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Money isn’t the answer to happiness!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Depending on the state and how the lottery is paid out (Yearly or monthly deposits or all at once) , that would turn out to be somewhere between $20 to $30 million. I’ll gladly take it.

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    kjnrun  9 months ago

    If I won the lottery I would really enjoy giving a lot of it way. And it would only be to organizations where it would have a real impact. Look, I love my alma mater but a $5 million donation to a university with a $30 billion endowment doesn’t mean much.

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    DawnQuinn1  9 months ago

    Money is not important to me. I have all I’ll ever need. Family is more valuable…til they ask for a loan. lol

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    And now he won’t show his face around there.

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    rugeirn  9 months ago

    The famous French theater and film director, Jean-Louis Barrault, used to urge his artists to work “vite et mauvais”— “quickly and badly!” He wanted them to avoid self-editing and overthinking.

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    jpozenel  9 months ago

    I think many people’s happiest memories were during a time when they had little money. But of course, that’s when they still had their youth. Money does help blunt the effects of aging…somewhat…

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    wildlandwaters  9 months ago

    That’s why I always try to be nice to everybody…cuz, ya never know!

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    AtariDragon  9 months ago

    Good. With $60 million (probably about $15 million after the cash payment deduction and taxes), the brother shouldn’t be around asking for a handout. Well, for about 2 years, anyhow.

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