Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 08, 2024

IOW, leave me alone.

There is nothing like being “volunteered”…

No is very easy to use and if an explanation is requested, my reply is “just what do you not understand…the N or he O?” End of discussion.

I’d take up the task for a nominal fee, Aunty.

As an angry mother with an explosive temper, she could mominate at any time.

“If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.”

And never miss meetings because they’ll nominate and elect you for stuff if you’re not there to protect yourself. Speaking from experience

Makes sense to me.

I move the nominations be “closed”!!!!!!

And the winner of this year’s whiny award for being the most whiny is……………………………………………………………. AUNTY ACID!!!!

Sorry, I lost track, what was that again?

Well, rats…and I was gonna nominate her for comedian of the month!

When nominated for the command picnic, I did it, so well that I was never nominated again for anything else. I made a million (or so it seems) water balloons and told the kids to engage with the adults sitting around. Told them that a few had to protect the water balloons from the adults. I made sure I brought extra clothes to change into after the event. I got soaked helping the kids soak the mil guys. Then I gave the kids lots of sugary food so they would be really hyped up.