Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 17, 2024

That is just one of all the reasons I don’t do FB.

You may not know them, but you know what you don’t like.

Or, FB suggests them, you send them a friend request, they block you. FB majors in unnecessary drama.

I do not like the folks I know. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like the folks I know. To them I say “No No No.”

FB does that? My ability to ignore ads must be so great that I’ve never noticed.

I don’t like cookies. Well, if they are young and very pretty…

Ignore….ignore`….ignore!!!!!!!

Love the spilled coffee

FaceBook. A load of friends I don’t know, never met, been unfriended by and I don’t even know their names! Too old now to adopt this online mentality that seems to be where the NEW “real world” is. Spent my entire life learning how to cope and even succeed out here and I hate to waste all that applicable energy sitting at a keyboard or a tiny phone. Granted, I would LOVE to be able to just touch a key and my barnyard would be instantly immaculate…

Got that right

The secret to enjoying Facebook is have no Friends and post no information on your personal page. The hobby and special interest Groups is where all the learning and value are.

I don’t even know most of the people messaging me.

Aunty we all say the same thing about you.

I’m have to add: Dear Amazon, please stop suggesting things I may want to buy. I do not want them. I do not need them.

AMEN!

Why would they think I know someone in Bogota Columbia?

I can’t tell you how many times Instagram has suggested I follow the beeyaaatch who stole my man…20 years later, I’d still cheerfully murder her…

AMEN.

Oddly, whereas i used to get friend suggestions from fb, it’s been many months since I’ve had any of those. What i do get, from time to time, is friend requests tacked onto comments I’ve made from women thousands of miles away and decades younger. Why??? I have added to their comments, to be polite, explaining I only friend relatives and people I know IRL, pointless I know.

As the old song goes:

“And I don’t like anyone very much.”

Easy solution. Get off all the cr@p that is anti social media. It’s a bloody sewer peopled in the main by psychotic rats and run/owned by people who don’t give a dam,n for anything except profits, not even the health and well being of their customers