Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 29, 2024

Same here. I hate strangers knocking on the door when I’m alone. I can’t answer it.

I have a mat so people can wipe their feet before entering, but it doesn’t say Welcome or anything.

I have a mat covered in cat hair and that is the only warning I give!

The mat outside my kitchen door has a photo of Finn in the center. Above that, it reads:“No need to knock. I know you’re here.”It’s signed: FINNEGAN

I’m sure you can find a “Get Lost” mat instead.

Mine says: Welcome…just don’t expect much.

More likely, her front door mat would warn, “Here There Be a Dragon.”

Mine says welcome. But a little fence closing off my front porch. (To keep the dog from going free)

Friends are welcome. Jehovah’s Witnesses are not! I don’t use a Welcome mat, either.

How about a mat that says “The welcome you get may not be the one you expect”

i don’t, and they keep coming still…

“Welcome” mats are just invitations to vampires and police.

A woman friend of our family has a door mat that says “Nice Panties!”

As seen “Welcomish, depends on who you are and how long you plan to stay”

As seen “Welcome, please leave by 9”

As seen “Hi, I’m Matt”

e m o c l e w. Do you git it? Then Git. Reverse of welcome.

I have a T-shirt and sweatshirt that say Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. I need a mat with the same message!

Try……..We don’t give credit!!!!!!1

I have two, but they are beginning to fall apart. I need to find a cat themed one.

Oh, ho ho ho… Not a liar… Ha ha ha… You’re killing me, here! Hahahahahahaha… ☺

One of my buds has a “welcome” mat that reads COME BACK WITH A WARRANT.

You don’t have a welcome mat out because you spend all of your money on booze.

That’s me too! I just have one with paw prints on it. Cats and dogs are welcome!!!

I do have a welcome mat, but I don’t mean it.

I have a mat out front that was given to me by Impkins. It says “OTHER PEOPLE ARE HE__”

No “Welcome” here. it’s been over 50 years since a guy knocked on my door and said he was my new neighbor and stopped by to introduce himself and say hello. I foolishly opened the door.

He wasn’t my new neighbor. I’ll leave it there.

To this day, if someone knocks on my door, I just about have heart failure.

She could just decide who is welcome on an individual basis.

Was at a house recently where the “welcome” mat said “Come back with a warrant.”

No mat; but I did have a Post-it note on the upper right corner of the refrigerator door that read, “he who visits rarely is a welcome guest” (Appropriated from Keith Laumer’s 1962 story, “The Desert and the Stars”).

Finding one that reads:

“Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here” is difficult, though.