Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 30, 2024

Ain’t that just peachy!

Maybe I’ve been reading too much “Last Kiss” but I would picture something different happening between a good egg and a bad apple. Maybe in a bedroom…

Why good eggs go bad.

Toss a Rotten Tomato at that Apple!

The one who spoiled the whole bunch.

Being a bad apple isn’t ap-peel-ing.

Being a good egg isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. It’s no yolk.

The yolk’s on the apple. No place to put a wallet!

Apple: I heard you were spilling the beans to the cops on me.

Rotten apple!

Don’t fall apart and run all over him, egg.

It all took place outside The Big Apple diner.

If this doesn’t crack me up…..LOL the yolk is up!

“Waiter! There’s a bullet in my egg.”

Somebody call the cobs!

If more good eggs had guns we’d have scrambled eggs and apples for breakfast.

Someone should tell that apple to Just Say No to getting baked.

Ha! Don’t you just love how we met stories?

Too realistic to be funny.

From Cupertino?

On da meen streets of da Big Apple…

Guns Don’t Kill People……Apples Do!

Just wait until Good Egg’s brother Rotten finds out about this!

that apple’s obviously gone bananas…

Political commentary of how urban crime is so bad that produce is at risk.

Core, this isn´t all it´s cracked up to be, I bet the egg shells out.

The egg should just flip him the bird.