Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 30, 2024

Why not give it to someone who loves unicorns, Marigold? Cough like me!

I didn’t care about your opinion anyway, so everything works out as far as I’m concerned.

Marigold has a mare in mind? Interesssting.

Dutchess’ name says it all, Marigold!

Phoebe, to answer your question, they are all “Royalty”, or feel that way anyway!

They need to go on some kind of adventure with Todd.

Prepare for a very neutral reaction.

When I was a kid we had to give valentines to every kid in our class.

Isn’t Heavenly Nostrils a title as well as a description?

whoa she’s bisexual! i didn’t know that!

Does Marigold have it title? I don’t think I’ve heard it being mentioned.

Noticeable Indifference? I think I can imagine the response that Mari will get…

MEH

I"m happy to welcome Marigold to the bi club, and to get this neat bit of lore. Also as for why they all have titles.. that’s apparently Marigold’s type. People with fancy titles broadcasting their neurosis. Phoebe’s is nerds. Everyone has their thing.

Maybe she should just give it to herself.

Now that Phoebe mentions it, there IS something of a trend with Marigold’s beaus having formal titles for something.

Also, swinging to the other side of the gate for this one, I see. I mean, more power to Marigold (and honestly not unexpected given it’s Dana who’s creating it), but by now I’d have figured the trend was established clearly enough for Marigold to veer more straight. Oh well, whatever.

Marigold should just say she wants to be a friend. But these things are always awkward.

Less title, more nom de guerre

It’s not just the unicorns that have titles, I’m known by a mononym and a title, also.