Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 01, 2024

She was a tramp back in the day, too!

She’s his ghoulfriend now.

It could just be his Spiritual Advisor.

That relationship doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance.

Lillian Swift..?

I’ve had soul mates for years, as a matter of fact ever since I started wearing shoes.

I often wonder what happens after hours in the cemetery.

Lot of souls, lot of weeks.

He looks dreamy.

he’s weird. i’d ghost him. mmm wait…

If it’s not my late husband, I don’t want him.

He’ll have a ghost of a chance

Don’t tell me that she ‘gets around’; what a hussy!

She’s great under the sheets.

She’s a spirited soul.

The guys are attracted to her boo s

She could be making a grave mistake.

He’s going to ghost her. Just like all her boyfriends.

Yes, if they’re to be anything like the couple from last Nov 14th “Rubes,” they’ll be “ghosting” one another before you even know it!! (See)

She’s a fly-by-night.

She digs him. He’s her soil mate.

they look like they’re in high spirits…