Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 08, 2024

He committed “sluicide”.

Moisture to moisture and damp to damp.

That always said she made a big splash.

Now she will never be able to get Grandpa out of the carpet!

Now it’s all water under the fridge.

Should have put him in a sealed contaner.

They should have had her ice-creamated.

They could/should have put him in a freezer.

That’s a damp shame.

Serves her right for not keeping his remains in freezer. Oh well good chance remains will become carpet mold and/or rotting wood (under carpet ) from here on :p

Liquidated his assets.

well, just water under the bridge now

This will be the last time Gramps pees on the carpet.

He’s still having an incontinence problem.

wouldn’t he just evaporate eventually anyway?…this way it’s said and done…

Time to get out the wet vac.

Aaaaacckk! It was inevitable.

Oh great, here come the waterworks!

Seems like it would have to be below freezing to keep the other snowmen alive, hence grandpa would have been a frozen bucket of water