Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 15, 2024

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    MichaelAxelFleming  10 months ago

    I’ll bet they do a lot of necking.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    One giraffe to the other: You wanna neck?

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    Gent  10 months ago

    Eh?

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    Why 90 minutes? That sucks.

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    The space between their necks and heads almost makes the shape of a heart. They would have to look at the shadow it makes to notice it, though.

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    Spence12 Premium Member 10 months ago

    How would a hickey be visible?

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    wongo  10 months ago

    It’s not the final proposal, it’s just the first giraffe.

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    MRC112  10 months ago

    The point of a hickey is to be visible. I doubt you’d notice a new one on their necks

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  10 months ago

    Oh, a “quickie”!

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    No, thank you.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 10 months ago

    Would it show?

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    sandflea  10 months ago

    Carlson & Putin.

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    katw  10 months ago

    Slow poke I can do it in 30 sec.

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    Jayalexander  10 months ago

    Better have dinner first, That’s a lot of territory to cover. You’ll need your nourishment.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    Maybe a string of hickies would take that long. But one? It’s not a tattoo.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    Someone should make a doohickey to do hickey.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    By the light…..of the silvery moon….

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    Mike H  10 months ago

    Only problem is that they have the same mother.

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