Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for March 17, 2024

Well… that wraps that up!

So that’s how mummies get their start.

At my senior men book club we all started talking about our many health problems – hips, prostate, heart. One of the members called it our organ recital.

I just tell my friends I have to cut back on the Kama Sutra.

“Welcome to the party, Pal!”

Ask Hawthorne for extra medical advice!!

You’re going to look like food to her pretty soon, Sherman.

What kind of fish is the remora?

Too true!

Maybe you should have kept your mouth shut about that, Sherman.

You’re old, like some of us. Welcome to the club.

Getting old is not for the faint of heart.

He just needs a good cartilage supplement.

Permanent? So the Artist is committing to drawing him in bandages forever?

Hope Sherm doesn’t also have a toothache. He’ll be in real trouble, then.

Dr Orca will soon have your tired liver taken care of.

At this point in my life, I just say, "Doctor, my left arm is working fine.

Where are Dracula and the Wolfman?

Does Sherman have pain in all the diodes down his left side?

“It hurts when I do this…”