Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 26, 2024

There may be a John involved…..

I luckily never had them, but my best friend in VN had them. We had some giggles. OR at least I did!

And it burns, burns, burns…..the ring of fire.

This is one song that will never be the séme again …wonder what Mr Cash would say if he had seen this? Probably one word: a**hole!

Written by June Carter (& Merle Kilgore) before she married Johnny.

Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!

Johnny Cash refused to cash in to license his song

It was either that, or “Bad Moon Rising”.

I hate hemorrhoids.

They’re such a pain in the butt.

Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?

He called it the Pile Driver.

Ask me how my hemorrhoids are!

They’re swell!

My dad went out to pick up my hemorrhoid medication yesterday

When he came back, he put it on the table and texted me, “Your meds are here. I hope it rectifies your problem.”

Well timed. Today’s is Johnny Cash’s birthday.

They actually tried to buy the rights to the song for a hemorrhoid commercial and he refused.

The rest of the body might be falling apart but, at least, I’m okay in that department.

Shoe hits bottom

I bet he used Ben Gay instead of Preparation H!

@nus a great song?

Such truth!

I felt like that this morning!

Today is Johnny Cash’s birthday.RIP

Public Service Announcement: Rutin, folks. One pill in the morning, one at night. Problem solved. (of course, your results may vary!)

I’m not sure, but I think I once saw a Real Commercial playing that song. It’s been a few years.

I looked it up. It’s on Youtube. Just remove the extra spaces from the link.

https :// www.youtube . com/watch?v=3g5cdpe1it8