I know for a fact that time travel is not possible. If it was, I would’ve come back and told myself how to make the machine – and the Lotto numbers to pay for it.
Ooookay. As far as I’m concerned, if you can’t at least have your stuff hang together logically (logically connecting to reality optional) then you’re doing fine.
You wouldn’t need a time machine if you could jump to alternate histories. Every history that could exist including the one you would want to change to exists in an alternate reality.
Caulfield couldn’t answer the question so he did a fast lateral shuffle and suggested Mrs. Olsen just didn’t get the point. Typical response from the ‘always’ right type who isn’t.
If you had a time machine, you could write down the lottery winning tickets, go back and buy the winning ticket and not worry about less effective ways of making money.
If a time machine was ever going to be invented at any point throughout all of human history, we’d have it already.
p.s. Ever thought about what an awkward phrase “Time Machine” is? H.G. Wells in invented the concept and came up with the name — we’ve used it ever since.
DorothyGlenn Premium Member 9 months ago
Maybe can afford a used one from Mr. Peabody. It goes Wayback.
Bilan 9 months ago
I know for a fact that time travel is not possible. If it was, I would’ve come back and told myself how to make the machine – and the Lotto numbers to pay for it.
Concretionist 9 months ago
Ooookay. As far as I’m concerned, if you can’t at least have your stuff hang together logically (logically connecting to reality optional) then you’re doing fine.
Rhetorical_Question 9 months ago
Time Travels forward?
Rhetorical_Question 9 months ago
Need a wormhole to travel back?
PoodleGroomer 9 months ago
Can the rose profits pay for the time machine energy expenses? The roses are two days droopier and not at premium condition. Lose-Lose situation.
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
She could say the exact same thing about his response to Frazz.
Ichabod Ferguson 9 months ago
You wouldn’t need a time machine if you could jump to alternate histories. Every history that could exist including the one you would want to change to exists in an alternate reality.
Serial Pedant 9 months ago
…but frightening.
Ignatz Premium Member 9 months ago
If you had a time machine, you could go to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock. Roses?
sandpiper 9 months ago
Caulfield couldn’t answer the question so he did a fast lateral shuffle and suggested Mrs. Olsen just didn’t get the point. Typical response from the ‘always’ right type who isn’t.
DM2860 9 months ago
If you had a time machine, you could write down the lottery winning tickets, go back and buy the winning ticket and not worry about less effective ways of making money.
Linda Schweiner Premium Member 9 months ago
She’s just trying to sneak in a math lesson. She’s a good teacher.
The Wolf In Your Midst 9 months ago
I’m traveling through time at an approximate rate of one second per second!
ZBicyclist Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m thinking of all those people discussing the physics of Star Trek, Star Wars, and so on.
markkahler52 9 months ago
I’ll comment on this one last year
DKHenderson 9 months ago
Mrs. Olsen does have a point.
Cactus-Pete 9 months ago
If it wasn’t meant to be logical what was it supposed to be? Just nonsense for nonsense sake?
Stephen Gilberg 9 months ago
If pedantry is cute, I must be adorable.
Boise Ed Premium Member 9 months ago
The trouble is: if you had a time machine, then everybody could get one. Imagine the chaos!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 9 months ago
Comics, it’s a commentary on the comics comments
buflogal! 9 months ago
Made me chuckle. I’m not even sure why.
rjh 9 months ago
Caulfield does have a time machine. Every year he enters it and repeats third grade.
Ed The Red Premium Member 9 months ago
If a time machine was ever going to be invented at any point throughout all of human history, we’d have it already.
p.s. Ever thought about what an awkward phrase “Time Machine” is? H.G. Wells in invented the concept and came up with the name — we’ve used it ever since.