Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 15, 2024

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    DorothyGlenn Premium Member 10 months ago

    Maybe can afford a used one from Mr. Peabody. It goes Wayback.

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    I know for a fact that time travel is not possible. If it was, I would’ve come back and told myself how to make the machine – and the Lotto numbers to pay for it.

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    Concretionist  10 months ago

    Ooookay. As far as I’m concerned, if you can’t at least have your stuff hang together logically (logically connecting to reality optional) then you’re doing fine.

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    Rhetorical_Question   10 months ago

    Time Travels forward?

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    Rhetorical_Question   10 months ago

    Need a wormhole to travel back?

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    PoodleGroomer  10 months ago

    Can the rose profits pay for the time machine energy expenses? The roses are two days droopier and not at premium condition. Lose-Lose situation.

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    She could say the exact same thing about his response to Frazz.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  10 months ago

    You wouldn’t need a time machine if you could jump to alternate histories. Every history that could exist including the one you would want to change to exists in an alternate reality.

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    Serial Pedant  10 months ago

    …but frightening.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 10 months ago

    If you had a time machine, you could go to 1986 and buy Microsoft stock. Roses?

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    sandpiper  10 months ago

    Caulfield couldn’t answer the question so he did a fast lateral shuffle and suggested Mrs. Olsen just didn’t get the point. Typical response from the ‘always’ right type who isn’t.

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    DM2860  10 months ago

    If you had a time machine, you could write down the lottery winning tickets, go back and buy the winning ticket and not worry about less effective ways of making money.

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    Linda Schweiner Premium Member 10 months ago

    She’s just trying to sneak in a math lesson. She’s a good teacher.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  10 months ago

    I’m traveling through time at an approximate rate of one second per second!

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’m thinking of all those people discussing the physics of Star Trek, Star Wars, and so on.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    I’ll comment on this one last year

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    DKHenderson  10 months ago

    Mrs. Olsen does have a point.

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    Cactus-Pete  10 months ago

    If it wasn’t meant to be logical what was it supposed to be? Just nonsense for nonsense sake?

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    Stephen Gilberg  10 months ago

    If pedantry is cute, I must be adorable.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member 10 months ago

    The trouble is: if you had a time machine, then everybody could get one. Imagine the chaos!

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 10 months ago

    Comics, it’s a commentary on the comics comments

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    buflogal!  10 months ago

    Made me chuckle. I’m not even sure why.

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    rjh  10 months ago

    Caulfield does have a time machine. Every year he enters it and repeats third grade.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 10 months ago

    If a time machine was ever going to be invented at any point throughout all of human history, we’d have it already.

    p.s. Ever thought about what an awkward phrase “Time Machine” is? H.G. Wells in invented the concept and came up with the name — we’ve used it ever since.

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