Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 16, 2024

Isn’t this where we started?

There are definitely exceptions! Whether anyone likes them or not.

Live and don’t learn, that’s Calvin.

Exceptional

Tomorrow is Saturday, so that’s even longer we can wait!!

Apparently, Calvin expects someone else to do his homework for him—probably Hobbes.

Oh, well—the snow monsters are undoubtedly more entertaining than dull, ol’ math, LOL.

I hope, for Calvin’s sake, that tomorrow starts a new story arc!

My wife is a dedicated hater of procrastination. She spews the constant homilies. “Never put off until tomorrow…”, “a stitch in time…”, “soonest begun…”. I love her anyway

Tigers just don’t understand. He can get the snowman to do the homework!

Well, there’s a surprise. Not……

Calvin will never learn.

Exceptions for me, not for thee

I can see it now… “Here lies Calvin. 1985-1994. Cause of Death: Procrastination!” “After a careful investigation, it was ruled that Calvin’s brutal death was a justified homicide. Case closed!”

Did anybody seriously not see this coming?

Oh Calvin.

Hobbes The Tiger: Master of the sarcastic eye-roll!

Cal’s a merry-go-round. He can always be depended upon to start from the same premise.

You would think that after4+ months of snow building a snowman would get pretty old. His parents never ask if he has homework?

Bravo, Calvin! Dilly! Dilly! The❤️Count highly approves of your logic and thought process! Much like The Modest Patriotic Counts, The Count must add… ❤️ the way Calvin prioritizes and takes care of the most important first! Snow Goons ain’t gonna build themselves. How about a tableau of Ms Wormwood being whacked by the world’s largest leprechaun with a graphing calculator.

We’ve gone in a time loop.

♪♫ “Here he goes round in circles. Homework goes by like a bird up in the sky.” ♪♫

The snow man once complete will do the homework for him

The universe always tilts in Calvin’s direction.

Calvin is nothing if not consistent.

and the loop begins

In his mind, the homework is already finished.

Calvin is blowing his “parole”… he will suffer the consequences..

With any luck he can hold out to junior prom.

Calvin! Do your homework!

who didn’t see that coming?

Well, that was predictable.

Saved by the bell.

For a six year old, the lesson is difficult to learn. I love this lad for his sheer perseverance.

Work before pleasure? Then Calvin had better do his math homework right after dinner!

There’s a difference between learning and doing.

IIRC, his dad’s a lawyer. The apple landed close to the tree

Hopeless!

Work and play sit but a thought apart

No exceptions, but plenty of loopholes

Back in my early elementary school years I procrastinated on doing book reports. I soon got over that and got to it.

This reminds me of my childhood :).