FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 11, 2024

Don’t be yellow.

They call me mellow yellow.

Three of my daughters are blonde, the German, the Swede, & the Spaniard. My French daughter colours to blonde, so I guess four.

Not really a good color to call yourself, Jason. Gotta give big Sis credit for how she dealt with him though.

Jason would make a great addition to those J.G. Wentworth commercials aired around that time…with the Vikings and all.

Thank you for using the correct spelling.

With black and white comics it’s had to tell hair color.

Well then be Jason the Fair, or Golden Boy.

…get your ugly, yella, no-good keister…

Jason trying not to be yellow mellow.

Jason, you think it’s “tough being a blond”? Be glad you’re not also female.

I’m just mad about saffron

Jason the yellow might invite even more bullying.

You think it’s tough being a blond viking, try being a blond vampire

Should have responded is it because of the color of your underpants?

Weren’t many of the Norse blond?