In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 20, 2024

First one to the bottom wins. Last one to the bottom gets a somewhat softer landing.

When they say terminal, they mean terminal.

This race looks like a real downer…

Lemmings…

“The only winning move, is not to play.”

It’s not how fast you go, it’s the sudden stop at the end.

If there was a gentle curve at the bottom of 120º, how far would they fly?

Ummm, I don’t THINK so!

If the hole was deep enough, and the walls were strong enough, they would slow to an eventual stop at the Earth’s centre.

I don’t think they’re SET.

About 150 mph.

What a drag.

You could create one of these in every State in the US and people would be there to enter..

You need a 2500 foot deep hole and that’s if you jump belly down like a skydiver.

Fun for who?

Reminds me of an old Bob & Ray bit.

First one down…um…wins!