Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 15, 2024

I know a couple guys who own a barber shop. They had to endure quite the test before the former owner handed it off to them. The brothers were so near to failure that one could say it was a close shave!

Too bad; he could have added new meaning to the term “clip clop.”

He’s not a fan of hairy situations.

Didn’t know horsie was a pundit…

Well you could no handles scissors with them hoofs horsie.

Today’s strip is shear nonsense.

Ha! Just a few puns… and little off the top!

I wanted to be a baker but I couldn’t raise the dough.

he’s walking at a pretty good clip…

I like this cutting humor. Takes a sharp mind.

The puns were bhairly tolerable.

This one cuts close!

so then, did you cut and run…!

here they come ..

This is a funny one :D My stylist works at her own salon… shout out to Curl up and Dye, hey J!! Seriously. That is the name of her place .

Looks like this problem is Permanent.

You’re never too old to rock’n’roll even if you’re old enough to dye.

I had a job testing exercise equipment, but it just didn’t work out.

Horace’s thesis was The Big Bangs Theory.

Ah, but you’re still looking trim Horace.

If not hair, what did you do

Horace, that’s what you get for learning to curl in Canada.

Plus, he couldn’t tell “which one had the pony”.

(Based on a very old home hair permanent ad.)

Great fun!

Billllleeeeeeeeee SHEEEEEEARS!!

You could call your salon Shear Madness.

Is that why he keeps taking an ax to the apple tree? “I didn’t want to be a barber anyway. I wanted to be a lumberjack!”

Horace, you don’t belong in a clip joint! Besides, your hair would curl when you see how much it is for a trim these days!

I like it when Horace does punny stuff.