Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 16, 2024

Just released from prison.

Why do crows fly straight? Just be caws.

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home…

as the crow flies

He just couldn’t resist the new ‘shiny and blue’ GPS model.

They sell a circular model for buzzards…

Re-calculating….re-cal-cu-lating…..re- ..oh the hell with it!

But it lets you pick what kind of accent you want for the crow voice

Rarely see crows flying straight. Seems they are so busy messing with other crow’s business.

Re-crow-culating"

“When possible, do not turn around”

And turn left at the sinkhole.

The GPS in my Mercedes literally says “Prepare to … go straight”. My wife and I LOL when it says it.

It’s the same story the crow told me. It’s the only one you know.

GPS is for the birds.

That’s not a GPS. It’s his parole officer on speakerphone.

Ah, yes… the common misrepresentation of crows. I’ve seen far more crows flying in circles than in straight lines.