Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 08, 2024

I know there’s a Punny response to this. Hmm….

Had to google whether a can of Manwich can be used as a spread.

Today at the meat counter, I saw some containers with bright green sauce in them, for marinating the chicken. Curious, I looked closer to see what it was called: “Green sauce.”

Shout-out to Theresa Burritt & Frog Applause.

The ads are a shout-out to Teresa Burritt and “Frog Applause”. I wish I could remember the name of the weird little girl.

Looks like he’s in a pickle. Or something like that.

Mayo’s lid wasn’t tight. It was slightly ajar. She just had to say something. She couldn’t keep it bottled up.

He’s "Sandwich ‘splainin’ "

Well, so much for today’s sandwich! I won’t be able to have one without thinking of this cartoon. Thanks Dave… now I have to eat my chips by themselves!

She’s sandwiched inbetween.

Wasabi rides the underground?

Now stop that, Howard, there’s kids around! ☺️☺️

Cute.

Is her name Virginia?

(Virginia Mayo was a superb actress.)

Who knew riding the subway could be so jarring.

He relishes his elbow room. Especially when the train makes a jarring stop.

The red sauce isn’t there. It came running across the platform as the train started, but it couldn’t ketchup.

As I have always said: If you have too much mayo, you’ll end up in the Mayo Clinic.

The poor peanut butter feels crunched in.

Howard is it to just close your legs.

Howard’s legs are condiment to be like that.

It’s a miracle.

This only works with a “manwich”. :)

I find that very jarring.

Ralph is looking a little pale today. He needs a little color in his cheeks.

Hey, flipping your lid isn’t going to make it any butter.

A necessity for big balls … the old goat.

Howard is a pest-o. He needs the extra space for his pine nuts.

Whoa, Dave. That’s great. I am so flattered. Grace the Face thanks you, too.

Just because she was in a Super Bowl commercial, she’s telling everyone what to do!