Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 22, 2024

Some people like psychotherapists, but I’d rather have a well-balanced therapist.

Opportunist: What’s in the glass?

my mother was a horse

Hollywood Producer: “Does it have to be a glass?”

Horace’s mother was once quite a foal

Engineer – The glass is too large

a horse is a horse of course, of course,. At least until the psychotherapist gets done with him.

so, did your mother have glasses…?

Can I just have a Solo cup? There’s measurements on it for three different beverages! Liquor, Wine, Beer! It’s eventually gonna be full, then half full, then half empty, then empty. ㋡

And the Optometrist says “I see the glass is half-full”.

Horace can neigh-ver talk about his mother…she’s got nothing to do with anything anymore!

Psychobbabble

Horace is ready to count sheep.

Absurdist: Why did you pour the water in the glass on your mother?

Philosopher: Was there ever really a glass?

Mom’s glass was rarely empty.

My glass is empty and I’m thirsty…pist.

Like a certain former comic strip, I have a redundant half-glass.