Close to Home by John McPherson for February 19, 2024

Is that how Jed Clampitt got started?

Never ask that doctor for ad’vise’.

Putting the squeeze on!

I’ll grade that a C.

A new twist on getting in shape! And it makes more sense than some.

Oh, if only it were that easy.

Wrong kind of crunches.

Next stop, attorney’s office.

Gastric clamp by Harbor Express.

that must make it hard to sleep

If anyone asks prying questions, just tell them you’re wearing your tool belt.

Shoutout to the top five vices in the world: Smoking, Drinking, Grip, President, and Miami. Apologies to George Wallace.

Comic logic, but how does he get dressed? He would have to wear that 24/7….

Hmm, I see it bursting before then…

… or its gonna give you one brand new humongous, ginormous belly button.

Ow! I’m having clamps…

Bleeb and his cousin are back

I’m sure he feels pressed for time too!

Is that a clamp? Si, clamp.

He would indeed get into a better shape if he has to carry heavy weight like that constantly.

His undershirt will get very stinky by then. Also, that clamp is NOT going to fit into the shower.

Homeopathic medicine???

N0 pressure there.

If you’re happy and you know it clamp your ham

Won’t be easy opening the Fridge door with that on!

I hope it doesn’t go to his head…….

Excuse me Doc, I’ve another pressing engagement, with my Lawyer.

One vice (vise) too many

They could crank it down all the way real fast… it’s a trendy new piercing! yeah, it’s unhealthy, but what fad isn’t?

And you’ll need to sleep on your side…

Fats Dumbino.

“Are you sure my HMO covers this?”

I don’t think this is what we mean by being “shredded”

What ever works at this time of the year.