Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 22, 2024

Like all those gender reveal videos

On the other hand, you did say he wanted a little head.

did it shrink his voice ?

did you read the instructions as you wee assembling the shrinking ray device?

Why would anyone stand at either end?!

So it appears the other two stood on the wrong side and now have the big head syndrome. They’ll end up in management or politics.

Still, less gaudy than some sonic screwdrivers we’ve seen.

Not really. The wave guides are one way. You can’t cross the streams.

I once read a safety poster that said something like, “If you don’t know how something works, don’t touch it.”

Violets, Violets ! Your supposed to put violets at the end of it!

The good news is you lost 3 lb.

Maybe someone call my wife…

It would be great if his name is Ray!

I love how the tiny head is drawn. Lol!"

Labels. That’s why we have labels, people.

And now, for a discussion of the importance of ergonomics in conceptualizing shrink rays, Professor Carl “Nuggethead” Fessbinder…

Good thing you didn’t point it about 2 feet lower.

See, and they warned you to protect your hearing.

Trickle-down Ray Gun-omics.

Got rid of some ugly fat.

Is he feeling a bit light headed?

Reminds me of an old science-fiction short story.

I’ll bet that some of you reading this can remind me of the title and author.

he should’ve worn his ray-bans…

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Wow! They haven’t even turned it on yet. :)