Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 27, 2024

Jeff might want a different roommate.

Can either one of them SPELL Harvard??!!

Zipper’s nephew would fit the requirements. He has already cheated on an essay.

I suppose Harvard could do worse.

23 years old and still topical.

Sure, why not? I nominated myself for a Nobel. Haven’t heard back yet.

I nominate Lori Loughlin.

The biggest challenge will be to try to get the donors to come back.

Couldn’t teach proper research and documenting then. Why would we expect it now!?

You can write in anyone you want for President of the United States, as well. However, as I learned when running a candidate with a bag over his head, California won’t tally the votes unless you pay a $10,000 fee to register the candidate as a write-in.

Natural winners.

Fat chance!

Either would have been better than Derek Bok.