Get her some of that luxurious kitty litter that Martha Stewart hawks. It might be like giving a woman fancy bubble bath. (Poor Martha. Not long ago she had a huge garage sale, and now this.)
Good on you Earl. Next thing you know Opal will be doing a tic tacky video about her completely ruined life cause the cat hates her. Sometimes sarcasm is the only way to wake people up to stupidity. Oh, and if that doesn’t work….. just move on they’re beyond hope.
oldthang 9 months ago
Perfect, Earl!
Wilde Bill 9 months ago
Mister compassion.
Argythree 9 months ago
I’m lucky; my neighbors cats don’t seem to mind that I pat all of them…
jmworacle 9 months ago
Muffin will have a change of heart around mealtime.
amethyst52 Premium Member 9 months ago
Give her a can of tuna and all will be forgiven. :)
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Get her some of that luxurious kitty litter that Martha Stewart hawks. It might be like giving a woman fancy bubble bath. (Poor Martha. Not long ago she had a huge garage sale, and now this.)
cracker65 9 months ago
She’s asked for that
iggyman 9 months ago
And Opal will say “I live with you, don’t I?”!
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
Big belly laugh today!
jagedlo 9 months ago
Welcome back from your day off, Earl!
woodroe 9 months ago
Muffin will come around the next time you open a can cat food.
franvgb 9 months ago
They are not polka dots, they are little hearts!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 9 months ago
Awe , Opal! I feel you!
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
How can any of us?
assrdood 9 months ago
Cheer up, Opal. Roscoe still loves you.
ANIMAL 9 months ago
She doesn’t live with herself……. she lives with YOU.!!!!!!!!!!!
ladykat 9 months ago
That was funny, but also a bit mean, Earl.
Saddenedby Premium Member 9 months ago
Good on you Earl. Next thing you know Opal will be doing a tic tacky video about her completely ruined life cause the cat hates her. Sometimes sarcasm is the only way to wake people up to stupidity. Oh, and if that doesn’t work….. just move on they’re beyond hope.
DawnQuinn1 9 months ago
Sarcasm folks. He is trying to make her smile.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
And it’s Earl to the rescue….not!
KEA 9 months ago
I think I detect a tinge of sarcasm there
kaycstamper 9 months ago
Fact checked yesterday, cats don’t care if you pet another cat.
daleandkristen 9 months ago
Hilarious!!!! ☺️❤️
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Attaboy, Earl!
Troglodyte 9 months ago
Is that a catty remark or what? :D
rjarchuleta 9 months ago
Just give Muffin a fish!
sugordon 9 months ago
I had the same experience once. My next door neighbor’s collie caught me petting a schnauzer and wouldn’t play with me for weeks after that.
g04922 9 months ago
LOL… Roscoe doesn’t care, either.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 9 months ago
“….but she doesn’t love me any less either.”
elgrecousa Premium Member 9 months ago
Me thinks somebody must’ve whispered something in Brian Crane’s ear.
zeexenon 9 months ago
Poor dear, let me go get your bunny slippers. Everything may be OK; Muffin is playing on the 5,000-volt power pole wires.
ctownman 9 months ago
Wow! An oldie from 1999!Earl looks a bit younger!
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
I know, right?!
Kr-perry Premium Member 9 months ago
Feed the cat tuna.
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Seppuku is the only logical choice now.