The Barn by Ralph Hagen for February 23, 2024

From Not Always Right : Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 28

CONTENT WARNING: Gross (Feces)

Ages ago, I was in charge of the fitting rooms. A customer came up to me and said something like:

Customer: “Hey… I don’t know if you can help with this, but I wanted to let you know about that fitting room stall over there. It smells awful!”

I went to investigate. For all intents and purposes, the fitting room looked clean… FOR ONCE. If it wasn’t for the smell, I’d have thought it was a miracle.

But sure enough, it reeked of straight-up poop.

I moved the chair in the room. Nothing was hiding under that. I looked under the bench and didn’t find anything, either.

Finally, I looked up.

There was what appeared to be tissue stuffed into the light fixture.

I kid you not, someone SHOVED A TU-RD into the light! And it had been baking for a while…

Definitely NOT my story……..

Barnyard trash.

Love his little mask.

I believe it should say “stomachs noises,” any one of four.

Rory needs to do more “investigative” reporting on other subjects….like the vet, the sheep treats and that butcher!

I can hardly wait for The Barnyard interest story… Karl. From tadpole to Frog. The true story.

The ultimate proof that love is in the “air”, when the one you’re with toots, and you don’t even “care!”

Sounds like the story may have been heavily edited!

Or “Sheepie—A Toy’s Story.”

The story on Stan’s bladder control has been called yellow journalism.

Love Karl’s clothespin! :)