MythTickle by Justin Thompson for February 14, 2024

Thorny. Good for burglar proofing if you plant them around all your windows.

That’s all we have, petal…..

But the chocolates!

But they wouldn’t be racist! They were all very different from one another & the Musketeers were from all walks of life.

Today one can’t say anything before it’s twisted and labeled a doubled meaning. How sensitive are we?

.BOO HISS

Roses are orange,

Roses are pink,

If you want only red,

You’re colorist, I think.

Red roses are so jejune anyway ;)

Oui.

At 12 for $10.00, I’d make a nice mixed bouquet.

Yep, he went there.

Wouldn’t he be more of a “florist”?

Surprised people don’t have more love and empathy for off-colored roses

I have a friend — not a sweetheart, but that doesn’t matter — who prefers yellow roses. That’s what she’ll get for her birthday this month.

Okay, can’t get the site, but… You can say a lot with different colors of roses.“For example, blue roses symbolise mystery. Yellow roses are ideal to give away to friends and green roses represent strength and fertility. Orange roses are for joy and pink roses are for thanksgiving. White roses are a symbol of innocence, purity and loyalty, also a fitting gift for a fresh start or a farewell.”

lol

I’ll take 10 of purple and two of blue!

I’d love a blue one (as long as it actually smells like a rose).

Sheesh! Even Lowe’s had roses for sale today.