Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 28, 2024

AKA: Saint Fagedaboudit.

Amateur. Doesn’t even have a jet.

Quick, come up with some wacky mythology like all the other religions. Space aliens was already taken.

New meaning to “Say your prayers”.

Nobody getting hurt is a lot better than the reputation many churches have.

All of the ‘Os" look like targets; and you spell ’Holy’ just like that, not ‘Holey’. Just thought you all needed to know that …

The story of Scientology.

So many TV religious organizations seem to be just money making machines, wonder if Jesus had a jet?

There’s an app for that?

Behold the miracle of the endless ‘bread’ coming out of your pockets. Stop the endless whining — or you sleep with the fishes.

Before this he worked for “Loopholes R Us”.

That’s a lovely family to have… Be a shame anything happen to them.

Government said non-profits, which includes churches, shouldn’t be taxed if they don’t engage in politics and are doing acts of charity. Lot of churches breaking the law on the first one (big one just admitted it yesterday), and a lot of crooks will suddenly call an empty building a ‘church’ until it sells so there is no property tax on it. (And don’t get me started on “acts of charity” which are buying a third private jet for the pastor.)

How about allocating more $$ to the fraud squads? They’ll pay for themselves with the taxes crooks are hiding.

….. Hurt" Except heretics, who are candidates for a drive-by, keyhole detonation or taking “one in the hat.”

That’s Wall Street in a nutshell. But go against the grain and you’ll be prosecuted like there’s no tomorrow. I think it’s called honor among thieves.

That is essentially what Trump is promising: Re-elect him and nobody gets hurt.

For some, this is hitting very close to home.

Nobody will be hurt. A lot of nobodies will be hurt.

“But the worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what’s going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.” – Frederick “Hannah and her Sisters”

ALL theistic religions are protection rackets.

“It’s Hedley, not Hedda.”

just down the street from the “sacred church of whatever feels good”.

Looks as good as any other religious organization, maybe better. Aren’t they all based on threats?

No religion can make that claim!

The Mango Menace will be trying this next.

Sorry, You cannot create a ‘church’ to legalize already illegal activities.

Hedley Lamarr?

We haven’t been seeing a lot of new churches lately, maybe Heaven’s Gate and The People’s Temple had something to do with that

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Legal_status_of_the_Universal_Life_Church

You got some nice beliefs there. It would be a pity if something bad happened to them. You look like a tithing sort of guy. Let’s go with 15% and you get to keep your ethnicity, too.

Nobody seems to have noticed that Holy (as in sacred) doesn’t have an ‘e’ unlike Swiss Cheese which is, in fact, holey.

George Carlin on God, “He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”

Or The Church Where Nobody Gets Full of Holes

In fairness,sometimes the church really DOES need a new roof.

Two in the hat.

Tax fraud is not a victimless crime. Fact checking Trump’s claims. BBC .Com/news/66989373

So Mitch McConnell is stepping down after the November elections, eh? Just like every murder-suicide I’ve ever heard of — good idea, wrong order.

My son, it would be a great shame if…

Leave a large offering in the plate and you get to leave unharmed.

Real nice planet youse gots here. Be a shame for something to happen to it. Better tithe up before Wednesday night supper. Capiche?

Christian Reich

The IRS will hand those out to just about anyone. Just ask Joel Osteen, Paula White, and Greg Locke.

I worry he didn’t misspell “holey”. Nice robes though.

‘I don’t agree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it’ VoltaireWhy among other areas we have a First Amendment.

Voiced by Joe Mantegna, of course.