Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for February 20, 2024

But how do you cut the corners of a round failure?

Weenus belongs in the Pun-itentury for assault with a dull weapon.

A cutting remark.

The more corners you can sell, the profits you can make.

Weenus found his corner.

At least you still have your tail.

Try another angle, Weenus

And worm to keep you company.

Looks like he got stone-walled!

Euclidean humor…funny.

Cut enough corners and it becomes round.

Weenus cut corners but now he’s well rounded.

But “prosperity is just around the corner.”

If I had a nickel for every time I heard a newspaper editor say that ….

Shouldn’t he consider massive fraud?

I hear that does wonders for the bottom line.

He got hooked.