Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 26, 2024

The surprising thing is that almost all kids live through sitting in rooms full of booger pickers. And worse. Though I did get sick a lot oftener back then. But mostly not AS sick, as I recall it.

I didn’t have to pick my nose, I was born with it!!!

Ith wabbit theathon.

Nose picking season?

If your nose was on strike, would you picket?

I have always wondered what this season is… I thought it was just something that happened to me!

It’s always “Don’t let anybody see you picking your nose” season.

As Samantha said, it’s not nice to pick on ones nose in public.

If you’re not supposed to pick your nose, why is the nostril just the right size for a little finger? I mean, there might have been a series of little openings but nature went with two picking size. And for the record, my birds will sometimes pick their noses with their toeses.

“I shall endeavour at all times and in all places to Keep My Nose Clean by the most expedient possible means.” — Fergus, Bored of the Rings

Mallet must be suffering the winter doldrums. If one descends to nose picking for a subject, ideas must be harder to come by.

“You can pick your friends…”

At the plastic surgeons, before you get a nose job, they put you in a small room to selet the nose you want.

That’s so you don’t pick your nose in public.

It ain’t brain surgery – but it’s close.

The nose knows. It says “stop picking on me”

Do you know why gorillas have such big nostrils?

I just had to reset the thermostat to both heat and AC in N TX. Was below freezing last week, almost 90 F today.