Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 02, 2024

She’ll rent you a field Caulfield and then you can be constantly out standing in it!

You da BEST, but you have to keep striving to be da best more times than the runner up, right?

He is outstanding at detention.

Caulfield is not outstanding student, but a constant presence?

Caulfield is an out – standing student:

He often finds himself out – standing in the hall …

… and then out – standing in the principal’s office.

Love March. It starts Meteorological Spring.

March is the doldrums season. Usually cold and damp, windy many days, mostly just gray, little sunshine.

But in central VA we now have daffodils and a very short, very green broadleaf growth with bright yellow flowers. That one doesn’t stay long, but can be invasive. There also was a beautiful plant I ran into years back – the Lenten Rose or Helleborus – that blooms from Feb {Lent] to about Mid May [or later depending on weather]. It’s about the only color we get during the winter.

So March ain’t all bad. You just have to pick your likes.

Caulfield, how long did it take you to fold that airplane?

That airplane is a start, Caulfield.

If you want consistently funny – you’ve come to the right place.

In this instance, he appears to have missed being a pain in the neck by about four inches.

Lousy Smarch weather….

Caulfield is stooping if he’s resorting to paper airplanes to annoy her.