Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2024

And exactly where is he going to land?

Looks like he’s not so wise; when he lands he’ll be down here with the rest of us.

W.A. jumped because he realized that the fate of the country is now in Pig’s hands.

WA on the hill has become WA gone over the hill!

I’d like a golden parachute, please.

Geronimo!

WA doesn’t seem to realize that in coming to see him, Pig was already trying to do exactly what WA advised him to do in panel 4.

Oh my! The portents are not good.

You might want to seek a second (or third or fourth) opinion if an advisor doesn’t take his or her own advise.

Wiseass just took the advise of DLR and Van Halen "I might as well jump

Looks like the wise a$$ is a candy a$$!

I’ve said it for years. That’s not a hill of dirt W.A. is sitting on top of.

Russia, haven’t you heard?

Figure out a way. Valuable advice, that’ll work. Should’ve thought of it earlier.

When so many is getting in and running amok you is want to gets out eh you wise donkey you.

Just horde and destroy all fake tan oil and spray, all blonde-orange hair dye, and the major issue will fade into oblivion.

Words of wisdom from a donkey on a parachute. I wonder where he’s headed.

Pig should have stayed and been king of the hill

some place in a handbasket

To answer the wise a** in the 4th panel…fall in line and take what you’re given, which will be NOTHING

Wise Donkey’s got some good points.

We need to start building underground bunkers like the one in Hawaii

After reading “American Midnight” it was so bad here during and right after WWI that even trump couldn’t match it. Thank goodness for the depression and Roosevelt (looking back in hindsight of course).

Pig looks so sad in the last panel.

Figure out what you can do to make our country a better place.

Sounds like MAGA!

Re panel three – Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie RaySouth Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggioJoe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, televisionNorth Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Here’s the thing, a nation divided cannot stand, we will be vulnerable to our enemies and that’s exactly what they want. The greatest thing about this country….. Is it’s freedom!

Talk about mixed messages.

Register (yourself and others). Educate. Support. Vote!

The republican House has left the border open and republicans falsely blame Biden.

the way you people treat this earth, you better hope for a VERY, VERY, VERY BIG BOAT!!!!!!

nope – it’s never been this bad. no outgoing president has ever tried to overthrow the government to stay in power.

It’s The Fourth Turning.

This is BE ( Before Elections ) and I’m already seeing a lot of jumpers. The only thing that holding back a horde of political and social defectors from invading my little patch of paradise is the bad press we’ve been receiving globally because of the rise in crime and corruption thanks to the narco-trafficante mafias. To which I say, “Criminals and idiot politicians, do your worst!”

Why do you now want to flee to countries whose people you ban from immigrating to yours?

A word of advice to those gringós wishing to flee from an upcoming civil war … You made this mess by apathy and ignorance. Now you want to run away to somewhere else and leave the mess to others. The grass on the other side of the fence may seem greener, amigo, but it’s not!

I always thought that the big mountain the Wise [donkey] sits on is just a pile of [manure] that he created over the years. And now he’s off to create a new one… :D

The departure of W A made the world a better place.

What problems??? Like, our Daddy Joe and his Obama staff tell us that everything is fantastic and that what you’re seeing day to day is NOT reality. Thank you Daddy Barrack, Thank you Daddy Joe, and Mommie Valerie Jarrett and all the Obama Prime Time players.

Paddles for we up shite creek.

What Color Is Your Parachute?

“We’re gonna have to send somebody back for a whole -- load of parachutes!”

Flies away and lands in new zealand

This isn’t even funny!! (I say, without even reading any of the comments.)

the problem is the 1%ers have golden parachutes and the rest of us have lead.

He’s going to take a long vacation with his buddy Mr. Natural.

I didn’t know the guru (Not allowed to use his name) COULD stand….things must be dire indeed >_>

Is this the first time we’ve seen him stand?

The fat cats have already used up all the material for golden parachutes. The rest of us are stuck with blankets.

An air force of 747s awaits….

Once we realize we are all going to need cheap parachutes, we’ll be buddying up to the Chinese again. :)

In panel 7, the 60 degree slope of hill seemed to get more, uh, phallic.

In a barbecue pit by mistake