B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 28, 2024

I will not get old, I will not get old,

Dang, I am old.

It was a useful talent when pondering the question: “Is there a smilodon hiding behind that rock?” It’s much less useful when the decision of the day is “Latte coffee, or Chai tea.”

“Your mind will do the opposite of your intent”.

I always had a feeling that people’s brains were wired backwards.

BC version of “Wise A$$ on the Hill”!

Eh this new character here? Me no remember seeing him before.

The Count much prefers The Wise Asp on the Mountain over on Pearls Before Swine.

In the words of my wife’s grandfather: It’s a curse to have the body of an 80 year old and the mind of a 16 year old.

I will not listen to the voices, I will NOT listen to the voices …………………………….. who said that?

Feeling Excited And Ready over False Evidence Appearing Real

“Your mind will do the opposite of your intent”…that’s why diets don’t work…

It’s too early in the morning for me to get into a deep comic.

Don’t be wishy washy BC.

BOO!

Obdurate.

Amen to that.

I know it’s a comic, but that is the most idiotic advice anyone could ever give to anybody!

Just for sake of discussion, let’s call it the Reticular Activating System.

If someone with Generalized Anxiety did that, they would melt into a rapidly cooling slimy pool of organic sludge.

I am feeling a little dizzy!!!!!

I still don’t understand the teenager part.