Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 08, 2024

Amelia: “do something!” – If reality shows were actual reality.

My boss gave me some money one day for me to stop by this guy’s place and pick up a bottle of that. This was while I was running my delivery route. Stuff stunk so I guess the lid didn’t seal good. I put it in the back of the delivery trucks box!

We lived on a ranch for a while when I was a kid. Somebody told my Dad to sprinkle it around our house so the deer would come to us, and my Dad wouldn’t have to go hunting for them. My mother said no. ( I’m sure she sighed)

I doubt the deer gave it willingly.

How does one get deer urine straight from the deer?

Amelias ccomment to someone…anyone…is great. Even that sweet little bluebird~ go dive bomb somebody, please!

If that’s all ya got, urine trouble..

I love the detail that Will puts into his art. The middle panel is incredible; the trees have great character, the stone wall, and gate are beautiful and truly represent what you might find. Love the bluebird on the stone – why does it have a hole, is it an old pump stone? (BTW Rhode Island has a 19th c. tradition of stone wall craft like nowhere else. It varies by town and county.)

Amelia needs to be patient. Pretty soon, Spud gets a face-full of recycled deer water.

Did he pay a buck for it?

They sell it in stores with the hunting equipment.

How does he know it’s actually “deer” urine?

Excellent grass tufts today.

I know a farmer who sprayed his crops with cougar urine to keep the deer out. Same question: HOW did somebody collect it???

Careful, those Leprechauns have been known to go straight for your Lucky Charms. Going for dehydrated marshmallows means they are desperate.

Madstones and bezoar stones I know. I don’t understand the significance of cherry stones in deer hunting.

It’s a fair question. You can buy coyote or fox urine crystals as a garden pest repellent, and I have similar questions about that.

How do you pronounce that hunter’s name, that’s what I want to know!!

Spud is asking the real questions on everyone’s mind, “where do they get it!?”

Probably collected from the Bambi-on-the-spot.

It’s like when you got the doctor, but with deer. Little collection cups. At least that’s what I think.

From the Quest lab for deer, obviously!

I always take a fifth of good Irish whisky and a shillelagh with me when going on leprechaun hunts. Those little buggers can be dangerous.

Assume Wallace got a certificate of authenticity, maybe.