Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 28, 2024

  Follow you nose, it always knows

Toucan Sam Walton

Not to mention a cameo in It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

“That stupid horse movie paid for my pool!”

Bobcat Goldthwaite, about the movie Hot to Trot, 1988

(Apologies, as I can’t remember which talk show this was from – I want to say Joan Rivers but could be mistaken)

:-D

Just don’t mock a killing bird (Rubes 4-2-11)

Touche Sam.

Early on, when he asked “Can I get rich doing this?”, …

… his agent replied “You can, Sam.”

Toucan Sam!

I think it’s self-explanatory as to why they put him on the California state flag…

Awwww

Two pan Toucan

Toucan Sam, Clinger, and Cyrano. Probably the most famous noses in history.

Cpl. Klinger I presume. Just checking the honkers out there.

If you’ve got it, flaunt it!

we cherished visits to kauai many years ago, tourist style, but none since 2023’s catastrophic fires.

That really threw them for a Loop.

Toucan play that game.

And provide good cereal