I only drink unsweetened iced tea. 2 liters plus per day! Plus I appreciate Shakespeare. My husband drinks coffee, on days off it takes him 2-3 hours to drink a pot as he drinks it slowly. Days on he has 4 cups at home and another couple in the plant.
Those who love the English language love Shakespeare. Those who can barely speak, read, or write the English language probably hate his works, but they’re only hating their semi-literacy.
Well, I don’t much care for HOT tea. I really only drink it when I’m sick. Once in a blue moon I might have a hot cup when I’m not. But I love iced tea.
OK, so we have here a guy who doesn’t believe it’s possible for anyone to disagree with him. Bad sign. Every person I’ve met who believes that has been an aśśhole. Also, he doesn’t have a plan for cleaning up the tea, so he’s probably just going to replace the coffee smell, which Adam likes, with tea smell, which we know he doesn’t. Why are we paying him again?
Okay, someone needs to follow him around the supermarket and drop in boxes of tea when he’s not looking. No need for the good stuff. Store brand or Lipton will suffice.
Probably not so much the squirting of tea that will eliminate the coffee odor, but the cleaning up of the tea squirted all over the place that will freshen the room. Is the “coffee aura eliminater” dude going to do that? Or Adam? I think Laura is going to get the bad end of this.
Ever notice the tea-drinker discrimination? Ya can’t get a decent cuppa outside your own home. Don’t ya just love the little carafe of luke-warm water? How come coffee drinkers get a full cup refill, and the tea drinker gets another half-full carafe of luke-warm water again, no fresh tea bag. Sigh…shake my head. Iced tea at a restaurant? PPPHEWW! Pond water!
Growing up, I drank only tea until I joined the army at 18. After that, just coffee. Coffee and smokes and peanut butter fueled a soldier through the long, sleepless, rather interesting activities.
Given the ridiculous price of coffee and the obvious addiction to it I’m glad I never liked the stuff. A pot of tea costs just three cents to make and is far better for you. BTW I also like Shakespeare.
I find coffee palatable if it’s cold-brewed, and a bit of hazelnut creamer; one in the morning. After that, it’s a nice black tea all day long, with an occasional English Breakfast or Twinings Lady Grey. Love reading too, but no use for Shakespeare (but I dislike plays in general).
seanfear 9 months ago
aha!!! I kneeeew it!
snsurone76 9 months ago
I love Shakespeare!
Lucy Rudy 9 months ago
I wouldn’t trust what this guy claims is tea.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
Well crud. I ONLY drink tea, and I love Shakespeare.
baraktorvan 9 months ago
I only drink unsweetened iced tea. 2 liters plus per day! Plus I appreciate Shakespeare. My husband drinks coffee, on days off it takes him 2-3 hours to drink a pot as he drinks it slowly. Days on he has 4 cups at home and another couple in the plant.
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
I like tea though normally I prefer coffee. I like iced tea in the summer. Shakespeare I can take or leave.
Uncle Kenny 9 months ago
Squirt one of those so it lands on the computer and you’ll exorcize more than dark roast auras!
Dillithamir 9 months ago
Alright them’s fight’n words.
cdward 9 months ago
I think we know who’s really faking.
nosirrom 9 months ago
I’m not sure if this will suit Adam to a tea.
mourdac Premium Member 9 months ago
Spoken by a man unfamiliar with either.
Gandalf 9 months ago
Those who love the English language love Shakespeare. Those who can barely speak, read, or write the English language probably hate his works, but they’re only hating their semi-literacy.
bookworm0812 9 months ago
Well, I don’t much care for HOT tea. I really only drink it when I’m sick. Once in a blue moon I might have a hot cup when I’m not. But I love iced tea.
zmech13 Premium Member 9 months ago
Tea isn’t dirt water, it’s leaf water.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Outta my house, NOW, you half and half!!
bmckee 9 months ago
I like Shakespeare. On the other hand, I don’t like tea or coffee. But if I had to choose it would be tea.
QuietStorm27 9 months ago
I like tea, coffee, and Shakespeare so there!
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 9 months ago
OK, so we have here a guy who doesn’t believe it’s possible for anyone to disagree with him. Bad sign. Every person I’ve met who believes that has been an aśśhole. Also, he doesn’t have a plan for cleaning up the tea, so he’s probably just going to replace the coffee smell, which Adam likes, with tea smell, which we know he doesn’t. Why are we paying him again?
Skeptical Meg 9 months ago
Tea is tolerable if you add some coffee for flavour.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 9 months ago
EXACTLY!!!!!!!
Behuva5 9 months ago
As Jean-Luc would say: tea, earl grey, hot…
neatslob Premium Member 9 months ago
Why does the coffee exorcist remind me of Guy Fieri?
ladykat 9 months ago
I have a very thick book containing all of Shakespeare’s plays and poetry.
ChessPirate 9 months ago
I don’t think DTWFNC is gonna like being exorcised…
assrdood 9 months ago
I’m beginning to change my mind. This exorcist seems uncharacteristically wise.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 9 months ago
I like Willie Who Shakes His Spear. And tea, too.
Jason Allen 9 months ago
Okay, someone needs to follow him around the supermarket and drop in boxes of tea when he’s not looking. No need for the good stuff. Store brand or Lipton will suffice.
oakie9531 9 months ago
To tea or not to tea? That is the question…
Geophyzz 9 months ago
Its time that someone finally spoke up. I’m puttung today’s strip on the fridge.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Then you need the tea aura guy to come in …
22Wu33/es Premium Member 9 months ago
You obviously haven’t had southern iced tea. Done right it’ll knock your glasses off.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
I can’t believe Adam is paying to torture himself. And how will it be before the dark roast aura is back.
crowmountain 9 months ago
I like this guy!
ericlscott creator 9 months ago
People faking a fondness for Shakespeare is a thing?
Brilliant_Birdie 9 months ago
‘Sick of tea? that’s like being sick of breathing!’ -Iroh
chriscc63 9 months ago
This looks like a good side hustle
Purplelady Premium Member 9 months ago
Probably not so much the squirting of tea that will eliminate the coffee odor, but the cleaning up of the tea squirted all over the place that will freshen the room. Is the “coffee aura eliminater” dude going to do that? Or Adam? I think Laura is going to get the bad end of this.
harvey812abc 9 months ago
And coffee isn’t also dirt water?
cheap_day_return 9 months ago
I don’t love tea…. I ABUSE IT!!
cheap_day_return 9 months ago
Ever notice the tea-drinker discrimination? Ya can’t get a decent cuppa outside your own home. Don’t ya just love the little carafe of luke-warm water? How come coffee drinkers get a full cup refill, and the tea drinker gets another half-full carafe of luke-warm water again, no fresh tea bag. Sigh…shake my head. Iced tea at a restaurant? PPPHEWW! Pond water!
Jimmyk939 9 months ago
Growing up, I drank only tea until I joined the army at 18. After that, just coffee. Coffee and smokes and peanut butter fueled a soldier through the long, sleepless, rather interesting activities.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Hey buddy……”To thine ownself be true……”
richardclayton1000 9 months ago
Given the ridiculous price of coffee and the obvious addiction to it I’m glad I never liked the stuff. A pot of tea costs just three cents to make and is far better for you. BTW I also like Shakespeare.
Purple-Stater Premium Member 9 months ago
I find coffee palatable if it’s cold-brewed, and a bit of hazelnut creamer; one in the morning. After that, it’s a nice black tea all day long, with an occasional English Breakfast or Twinings Lady Grey. Love reading too, but no use for Shakespeare (but I dislike plays in general).
Mentor397 9 months ago
I’ve thought this too. I thought it was only me.