Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 23, 2024

Oh? Well your face is killing us. lol, lmao, etc… so on.. so forth. …

Maybe it’s just me, but I think jokes about body parts are always humerus.

Perhaps you had spent too much time relieving yourself of breakfast at the rail when we set out from port.

After a 10-hour stagecoach ride.

But at least you’ve still got a little color in your cheeks.

a young Christopher Reeve?

Least you didn’t fall on your klunkticles!

They’ll hurt till Heavy Harriet tickles your chest!

Awwwww! I’m so sorry! Maybe relief will come after you shop at the .Froglandia Bath Mat .factory! They have many creams, ointments and oils that will sooth any aching chest-Ickes! Guaranteed!

Maybe a soak in the tub with Epsoms Salt and a fragrant oil will help soothe the savage beast…Hang in there, though, it’s a temporary condition and will take 4-6 days to dissipate.

I’m glad you got that off your chest.

I do what I can to keep abreast of the latest problems.

dont put clothespins on your nipples then

“Chesticles’. I like that. I’m using that term from now on.

The blush is hilarious!

Well, on snowy days, it’s best to go out fully clothed. Bundled up, maybe even.

England swings like a pendulum do

Bobbies on bicycles, two by two

Westminster Abbey, the Tower, Big Ben

The rosy red cheeks of the little children

Miller, Roger. England Swings. Smash Records. 1965

Maybe they’re getting raw from that lint brush.

I once dated a gal who had trouble with her chesticles … or maybe it was a guy?

Quit ticling them, I see if that helps.

Stop beating them.

Aww NUTS …!

Get a Man Bra.

They probably hurt after seeing that your kids have scribbled all over the freshly painted wall, behind you.

Trans women’s milk as good as breast milk, British health officials say. Breast milk produced by men who transitioned to women is as good for babies as milk from a genetic female, according to British health officials — sparking outrage from critics questioning the science.

4 days ago

Secondary characteristic, with development and function being determined by endocrine function.

Try ice.

Laugh my chesticles off.

Who but Atlas holds up the planet?

An eegor is close!

Hurt so good?

Chesting, chesting, can anybody see this comment? Chesting one two one two

I wish I know if my comments were visible.

(Posted from Apple Safari on my Jitterbug)

I man I know stocked his farm pond with bluegills, and apparently didn’t feed them enough. When his son took a dip in the pond one hot day, a bunch of the little fish latched onto his chest hair and dangled there like Christmas tree ornaments.

This is giving me test pains.

Well, no wonder! Look what you’ve done to them!

His name is “Pop” sickle.

Well, that just sucks. But it didn’t.

Face dive into a briar patch?

Push-ups over icy water?