Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 09, 2024

No. I’m Kelvin. Nice to meet you.

Don’t have to count the legs to know it’s a centipede.

I’d like to see him get that drink to his mouth.

One or two degrees difference in Celsius is a HUGE difference in temperature. It’s like it is too tightly wound.

I have two different temperature scales around here: centipede and gesundheit.

My wife and I measure the pool temperature using two different scales: she uses degrees Fahrenheit. I use minutes of useful consciousness before hypothermia sets in. I am more cold tolerant than she is.

Inside the house we have his and hers thermostats: mine is marked off in degree increments. Hers has two settings Too Hot and Too Cold.

We’ll vote. ’On a show of hands it goes to… ’

‘Yes. And can I get another 44 milliliters of scotch?’

Isn’t that species profiling?

That’s not a centigrade. It’s a really cheap bug. You know, a cent a ped.

The millipede should be weighing in on metric soon also.

100%

I’m Rankine myself — pretty lonely.

The amoeba and the paramecium prefer Cellsius.

Don’t ask him, he’s only a temp.

“You probably think I’m Centient, too.”

Very funny!