I once wrote the editor of my local newspaper. “However, your newspaper is not totally useless; mixed with other manure, it gives the right consistency to my compost heap.”
In the 60’s I was a display ad rep for mid major newspaper with a print circulation of over 300k. A great paper, two separate editorial staffs produced under 2 different banners each day, with one large Sunday edition. Won major awards every year. Actually printed and distributed the first tabloid sized college catalog east of the Mississippi, which gave a boost to what became a major mid-Atlantic Coast Uni.
As of 2022 the print circulation was under 40k and digital was less than 25k. A sorry situation. The print version covers almost no city and local news but reprints random national articles. It seems best designed for the bottoms of bird cages and kitty litter boxes.
sirbadger 9 months ago
Put a picture of the Presidential candidate that you hate most in there.
win.45mag 9 months ago
Line that cage with a life size photo of grandpa biden.
suv2000 9 months ago
Same thing
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Certain of the editorial cartoons would be suitable to his distaste.
mindjob 9 months ago
I have no use for a serious bird
dflak 9 months ago
I once wrote the editor of my local newspaper. “However, your newspaper is not totally useless; mixed with other manure, it gives the right consistency to my compost heap.”
My First Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s o.k. It’s the latest Clay Bennet comic.
bmiller Premium Member 9 months ago
Aren’t they generally both the same!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 9 months ago
The bird is trying to splat on himself in the Herman comic down there. He’ll want a cracker reward if he aims right.
sandpiper 9 months ago
In the 60’s I was a display ad rep for mid major newspaper with a print circulation of over 300k. A great paper, two separate editorial staffs produced under 2 different banners each day, with one large Sunday edition. Won major awards every year. Actually printed and distributed the first tabloid sized college catalog east of the Mississippi, which gave a boost to what became a major mid-Atlantic Coast Uni.
As of 2022 the print circulation was under 40k and digital was less than 25k. A sorry situation. The print version covers almost no city and local news but reprints random national articles. It seems best designed for the bottoms of bird cages and kitty litter boxes.
rshive 9 months ago
But he’ll probably learn more from the comics page.
ChukLitl Premium Member 9 months ago
Editorials need gray poop on.
paranormal 9 months ago
He likes to give the editorials a rebuttal…
royq27 9 months ago
So, the bird made an editorial comment on the comics page?
monya_43 9 months ago
A lot of times, neither are worth a poop.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 9 months ago
There is.. some pleasure from pooping on a particular editorial. And I think a smart bird would feel the same way.
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
NYT or WP?
Mediatech 9 months ago
That’s how I feel about the editorials too.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Not a bad idea……..
paullp Premium Member 9 months ago
The comics page?? Sacrilege!
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Let’s try the financial section, maybe it’ll improve our investments.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 9 months ago
Pretty good reading and easy for him to comment on.
christelisbetty 9 months ago
When I had a Cockatiel, I put the new car ads in the cage, I wanted him to have the same priveleges as the outside birds.