Kliban by B. Kliban for March 22, 2024

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    danketaz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Nothing to sneeze at.

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    Snotroids.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Nostril Dungus, predicted them!

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    tremaine53  8 months ago

    Nose molecules have TWO nuclei.

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    … as seen through the nosatron microscope.

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    WaitingMan  8 months ago

    Comprised of nitrogen, oxygen and selenium.

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    Prof. Mementomori's Solitary Confoundment Sideshow  8 months ago

    Restless, free-range nosoids on the move…

    ♪♫ Nose, nose on the range… ♬♫

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    I imagine Kliban coming up with this when he looks in the mirror by morning.

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    Did you know you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose?

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    Prof. Mementomori's Solitary Confoundment Sideshow  8 months ago

    ♬♫ All the little noseys, see how they run…. ♪♫

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