FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 01, 2024

That’s much wiser than I expected out of him.

The slope on the crazy hot matrix is clearly understated

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how most scales break.

People should stop obsessing about weight

Defenestration of scales! (…and an opportunity to use one of my favorite words.)

That was her idea of zeroing the scale.

I had that scale too!

She really is looking thin. Which suggests that either the scale was broken before she threw it out the window, or her idea of how much she “should weigh” is broken.

Bravo!

smart move there buddy… :j

I would not weigh as much as I do if the Earth was no pushing up on me with so much force.

I found a good method to maintain my weight. I choose to be 190 lbs. When I get to 191 and stay there or above for another day, I go on a mini-diet for a day or three until I am down to 189. Then I start the process again.

It doesn’t take a lot of will power to diet for a couple of days nor does it take that strict of a diet. I wind up dieting about every 10 days.

I need to buy a new bathroom scale. My old one died.

Roger should have lead with that “observation”.

Why is it okay for a wife to tell her husband that it looks like he gained weight but not the other way around?

Really, Roger, use your head.

Nice recovery, Dad.

Granted, she doesn’t look that heavy.

Don’t make her angry, Roger. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.