The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 07, 2024

I’m eating lunch as I read this. Not good.

sorry to bring this up but…

Did the waiter worm, I mean warm it up in the oven?

It’s a specialty of Le Bird House. And the bird bath water is imported vintage.

Is the worm marinated in rain water or dirt?

We are what we eat.

Just like mother made!

You sure that’s not off the kiddie menu?

“We guarantee that all our soups will have flies in them. "

I see that restaurant has a lot of 5 puke reviews.

Yummy!

Ugh…right after breakfast. My tummy just turned.

:-D disgusting but oh, sooo cute!

Ewww! Skip breakfast this morning!

Just like mother used to make

All that and a side of coleslaw! Yum!

Reminds me of the “Pre-chew Charlie’s” skit on SNL

Poor thing. haven’t you got a table in the house?

I think I’ll pass.

So much for my appetite, thank you very little…

What about the freshly ground cracked pepper?

It must be the early bird special.

Must be a special occasion!

A restaurant serving baby food?

No wonder they need to go out to eat. Their eyesight aims not good enough to catch their food

I just sat down with breakfast. I was OK until the regurgitated part.

There’s a dieting strip for the fridge. green

Ick.

You gave us the kid’s menu, bird brain.

Just like Mom used to make…

Shouldn’t that be a kid’s meal?

Do you serve that combo of freshly picked raspberries with the black beetle hidden inside?

No thank you. We just want some grub. Literally.

I’ll have the mixed grubs.

Mmmmm, yummy! Just like momma Ferengi used to make.

I take it this is a See Food restaurant.

As Grandpa would say on Hee Haw…’Yuumm Yuumm!"

Farm to Table is a thing, so I guess this is Dirt to Gut to Beak, maybe.

I can’t decide, grid-lark.

Chick food

Sounds great – but we prefer to regurgitate our own.

Where are they eating — Mom’s Diner?

Ew.

Some of the salad dressings at some restaurants look regurgitated. :P

I’m guessing Guy won’t showcase THIS place on triple D…