The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 14, 2024

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    rekam Premium Member 8 months ago

    Check them out before you agree to buy one, buddy.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    More like half horses.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    you should see them run an eighth of a mile

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    oldpine52  8 months ago

    Are those Russian race horses?

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    SHIVA  8 months ago

    How would you ride one of those??!!

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    i_am_the_jam  8 months ago

    What about whole horses?

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    The guy’s going whole hog to get the complete quarter horse.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Don’t bother. They’re half-fast.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hmm, Quarter Horses are bred for sprinting short distances, i.e., a quarter mile.

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    crochetkid24 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Somehow that just looks wrong to me.

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    Got any high horses?

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Didn’t Hopalong Cassidy have a quarter horse?

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    ewaldoh  8 months ago

    Did he bring a box of quarters; or are those chocolates?

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 8 months ago

    HINDquarter Horses.

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 8 months ago

    Just the breeding part is a good trick.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    I can see why he wants the Kentucky Derby. His hat is ugly.

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    Nuliajuk  8 months ago

    I’m pretty sure only thoroughbreds are allowed to run the derby. There are other races for quarter horses.

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    elbow macaroni  8 months ago

    Lame as usual

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    walstib Premium Member 8 months ago

    Send in the Clydesdales (and that wagon they are pulling).

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    prrdh  8 months ago

    This reminds me of a joke on the old Hee Haw show:

    “What’s the difference between a horse race and a political race?”

    “I don’t know. What’s the difference between a horse race and a political race?”

    “In a horse race, the whole horse runs.”

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    There’s two in their pens, that’ll bring him 50 cents…

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    hoffquotes2  8 months ago

    It will cost more than limes

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    For quarter horses, they aren’t half bad.

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    Skeptical Meg  8 months ago

    Only two-year old thoroughbreds are allowed in the derby. I liked pacers better: two minutes for a mile race. Quarter horse races are like, “andThey’reOffTheWinnerIs….”. I like to lose my money slower than that.

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    And their nickel and diming me.

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    floralian  8 months ago

    Umm, I have to ask. What’s in the box?

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    Stephen Gilberg  8 months ago

    I envision a similar gag with a 17th-century warrior getting a “quarterstaff” much shorter than he expected.

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    The 50 cent horse became a rapper!

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    He’s going to need a leg up on this one.

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    TIMH  8 months ago

    You can have them 4 for the price of one.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s just a hobby of his.

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    Two-bit horses.

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    christelisbetty  8 months ago

    They’re at the pet food store.

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    PaulGoes  8 months ago

    They’re called quarter horses because they use two bits

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    3/4

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    NaturLvr  8 months ago

    Unfortunately this joke falls flat with anyone who knows anything about horses or horse racing. But, I suppose it wouldn’t make sense to a lot of folks if he’d said “I want to win the All American Futurity at Ruidoso Downs.” We Arabian owners enjoyed razzing the Quarter horse people by asking why would you want just a quarter of a horse when you could have an Arab?

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 8 months ago

    Those look like the parts they threw away to make centaurs.

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